Shut the puck up

500-days-of-evgeni-malkin:

hey-hey-hockeytown:

i am a hockey fan

i know how to pee fast

Also I can shower, get dressed, brush my teeth and blowdry my hair during intermission.

You know what? My boobs were just not made to work at a children’s store. Call them Miley, cause they can’t be tamed.

Why does my mom have to ask me if I’m okay 50 times a day?! My answer will always be “I’m fine.”

scroturn:

my fashion sense is anything under $10

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great