other team: score
me: wow that's the stupidest goal horn ever. its like this team is begging me to hate them.
Me everyday in math class: I'm going to kill myself
I’m pretty sure I’m the only teenager that works out while listening to Billy Joel on my record player.
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
milanlucheck: wow what a nice sunny spring day out perfect for me to crawl into my dark room and fan girl over hockey players by the illumination of my computer screen
Reblog if you're a potato.
Just watched the Supernatural episode with Jensen Ackles (Dean) dancing to “Eye of the Tiger” after the credits. Omg he is perfect.
pensandnucks asked: landeskog, bieksa and letang :)
me during any sport other than hockey
me: wait is that icing?
me: wheres the penalty box?
me: so if you win the playoffs, whats your trophy called?
me: is there penalties?
me: uh, so how many periods?
me: innings? what...
me: when is there gunna be fights?
iloveyouperfectly: I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
Put three players in my ask and I'll do Best...
stanleycupofteam: bbutterfield: “be friends with me.” i yell at people i follow while making no effort to talk to them. HAHA Yeah true. :)
Some teenagers spend their Sundays partying or with friends, I spend mine watching hockey and putting up shelves.
everythingcanadian asked: Lu or Schnieds
breadandsutter: my level of happiness is dependent on what’s in the fridge and how well my favorite sports team is doing in the standings.