Shut the puck up

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theneverendingdrums:

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peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

(Source: highonawindyhill, via kevinbieksaforpresident)

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rabioheab:

happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.

(via mydarlingblue)

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I woke up to my house alarm going off, so I went downstairs and turned it off. It said the garage door was open. Then the alarm person phoned me and I gave my name and the password, and he said he’d stay on the phone with me while I went and checked. The big garage doors were closed, but the door you need a key for had a key in it and was open. So I took the key out, checked inside and didn’t see anything, locked the door and went back inside. I noticed the door to the basement was open, so I went over, checked inside, and closed it. I went upstairs and called my mom to tell her what had happened, and she called my dad to see if he’d used the garage door this morning. He hadn’t. My mom then had the realization that the garage door key is also the key for the front door. I also realized that usually the alarm company just talks from the speaker box attached to the alarm by my front door, but this time someone had called me. It also reminded me of a Criminal Minds episode I’d seen. So I had to check every inch of my house upstairs and downstairs, to make sure nothing was there and wow this sounds like a horror story but no it’s my life.

Filed under me scary i think im fine but who knows

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It’s my birthday in August, so I signed up for lots of birthday freebies. I signed up for things from: Orange Julius, Boston pizza, Starbucks, booster juice, Swiss chalet, Dairy Queen, papa Murphy’s, old spaghetti factory, coldstone creamery, marble slab, Denny’s, ihop, Krispy Kreme, sephora, old navy, and apparently you can get a free lap dance at strip clubs.

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Last week at 2am my friend and I decided to take pictures where it looks like I have 4 arms, just because we’re stupid at 2am. We didn’t realize someone would have to actually take the picture, so… I may have taken it with my toes. I may be slightly impressed with myself.

Last week at 2am my friend and I decided to take pictures where it looks like I have 4 arms, just because we’re stupid at 2am. We didn’t realize someone would have to actually take the picture, so… I may have taken it with my toes. I may be slightly impressed with myself.

Filed under me terrifying