Shut the puck up

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Obama:
"We are more than just red and blue states, WE ARE THE UNITED STATES!!"
Mom:
"I want to move to America!"
Me:
"We have all the things they're fighting for."
Mom:
"But he's so good at speeches..."

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My mom tried to dye her hair red/brown and it came out purple! I was literally on the floor laughing and crying when I saw it hahaha

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I wouldn't stop talking in a British accent, and it was driving my mom crazy:
Mom:
"If you don't stop, I'll send you to Harry."
Me:
"Harry Potter?! OK!"
Mom:
"No! Harry Styles."
Me:
"OK!! Is that supposed to be a punishment?"
Mom:
"Yeah, 'cause you want Niall."
Me:
"One or the other. I don't care which!"
Mom:
"You know there's a name for girls like you..."

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My brother always sees a beaver by our house, but my mom and I can never find it, and today she said “That beaver sure does get around.” 

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Mom:
"Ok well text me at 10:30 then."
Me:
"Why are you freaking out?! I've been to like 50 concerts before."
Mom:
"Because it's COLDPLAY!"
Me:
"Exactly. It's COLDPLAY. A Justin Bieber concert would be more frightening than Coldplay!"

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Mom:
"why couldn't Schnieder touch the puck?"
Me:
"Because the puck went outside the trapezoid."
Mom:
"What happens if he touches it?"
Me:
"Penalty. If Schneids gets a penalty it's an open net for 2 minutes and he has to sit in the penalty box."
Mom:
"....Noooo! That's not true is it?!"

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