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Girl lies

I don’t believe this bullshit girls say: “If he can’t be with me, I’m just glad he’s happy.” BULL. SHIT. “Glad” my ass!
So I’m supposed to be happy Bieksa has a wife and adorable kids? Hell no! Those kids should be OURS, and his dick should be MINE.
Some people may think I’m more bitter than others, I just think I’m more truthful.

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I LOVED the Half time Show!

I was trying to hate on it, but Madonna had such a giant smile on her face, and she was so happy, I just could hate it! And she looks better at 50 then I’ll ever look at any age. Though I could’ve done without practically seeing her 50 year old vagina while she was doing those cart wheels… :/ But I thought it was great, and she was just so happy!!”Y-O-U you wanna! L-U-V Madonna!”

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